I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
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