Fuck appropriateness.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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