I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
My life is pants optional.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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