He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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