i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
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college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
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This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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