i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
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Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
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Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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