so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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