I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Randomize
