you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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