She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Reggie can tackle my bush.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
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My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
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how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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