I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
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I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
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with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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