That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
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How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
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After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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