i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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