when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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