We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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