I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
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then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
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This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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