My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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