the new term for farting is butt boxing.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
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Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
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Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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