Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
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