Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
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Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
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There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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