Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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