I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
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I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
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My dad just said "fuck circus"
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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