Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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