I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
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I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
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There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
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