And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
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Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
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Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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