Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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