He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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