Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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