I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
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I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
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He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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