i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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