Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
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So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
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Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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