My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
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She swung at the pinata with crutches
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
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My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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