those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
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just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
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idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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