She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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