Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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