Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
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I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
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Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I am mentally ready for anal.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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