I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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