Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
