is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
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He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
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dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
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You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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