so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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