belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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