Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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