That's when you crack a 10am beer
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
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