Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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