i just had sex bonerless
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
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I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
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Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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