I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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