we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
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oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
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Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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