we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
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He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
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Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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