I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
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He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
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Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
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