Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
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