He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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