I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
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