: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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