He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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