shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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