Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
Shame is for Republicans.
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